This article on alternet.org could also be called ‘How Christian Conservatism Keeps Women Small’, because that’s what the following ten evangelical sex/relationship tips are really all about.

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  1. By keeping the house clean and spreading the scent of fresh bread a woman may prevent her husband from fucking around. But if it happens anyway, just accept that it is in a man’s nature.
  2. A woman needs to submit to her husband. Even if he is a complete asshole. If he wants to have sex, you give it to him.
  3. Women, check out the website Christian Nymphos (please, PLEASE do, it’s hilarious!) to learn how to be the sexy woman God wants you to be and spice up your sex life – once you are married of course, not before.
  4. If you are gay, marry someone of the opposite sex and try to forget about it. It’s that easy, really.
  5. Men, don’t masturbate (women don’t do that anyway) or join an accountability group. Otherwise your hand will fall off – or something.
  6. Married men need sex, so women have to provide no matter what.
  7. If a woman wants more sex than her husband, she has to accept the fact that he doesn’t and be happy with a cuddle and the idea of everlasting, pure love.
  8. If a woman wants an abortion, she really and secretly just wants her husband to prevent her from getting one.
  9. By not french kissing and petting you prevent yourself from having sex before marriage. Once you are married, you can catch up!
  10. Do everything in your power to prevent your teenage child from having sex. Don’t leave her/him alone because before you know it a penis will slide into a vagina!

This is how a patriarch society, based on so called christian values, keep men powerful and women under their thumbs. In my opinion this is also how you create very frustrated people – and we all know what frustration can lead to behind closed doors.

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